Sexy zodiac chemistry = hot fling

Dont you want some bunny to love? Yes my babies, spring has sprung and the traditional breeding season of bunnies is upon us. Apropos of this, genre bending artist Bad Bunny, 29 has begun dating model and professionally pretty Kardashian kid sister Kendall Jenner, 27.

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Don’t you want some bunny to love?

Yes my babies, spring has sprung and the traditional breeding season of bunnies is upon us. Apropos of this, genre bending artist Bad Bunny, 29 has begun dating model and professionally pretty Kardashian kid sister Kendall Jenner, 27.

The pair allegedly went on a double date with Justin and Hailey Bieber in February and were photographed hugging after a group sushi dinner that included Kylie Jenner. The babe and the Bunny were then seen leaving Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s Vanity Fair Oscars party in the same Maybach.

Prior to Bunny, Jenner dated fellow scorpion Devin Booker who, in typical Scorpio fashion, unfollowed her when news of her Bad Bunny romance surfaced. Kenner has also previously consorted with Harry Styles, Nick Jonas, Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons, and Anwar Hadid. Before keeping pace with Jenner, Bunny was linked to jewelry designer Gabriela Berlingeri, with who he shares a beagle named Sansa.

Will the romance betwixt Bunny and Jenner be a spring fling or a long haul love story? How do these these two stack up star wise? Learn more about the astrological compatibility between Kendall Jenner and Mr. Conejo Malo himself, HRH Bad Bunny.

Bad Bunny is a double Pisces and tapped into the collective

Bad Bunny wearing a tie dye sweatsuit, the official uniform of double water signs. Getty Images

Born March 10, 1994 Bad Bunny, given name Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio, is a double Pisces, sun and moon (bless him) with a fire fighting Aries Venus. OF COURSE this dude blurs boundaries, subverts the status quo and lives in the liminal, he’s legitimately made of water, lucid dreams and light prisms.

Bunny’s Venus in the fast paced, jock leaning, zero f–ks given sign of Aries serves to explain his taste in wildly expensive sports cars (cough Bugatti Chiron cough), WWE wrestling rings, pension for kissing whoever he damn well pleases and this footage of him throwing a zealous fan’s phone into the nearest body of water.

True to the soft hearted but sharp toothed energy of his sun/moon/Venus combo our man got his stage name after posting a picture of his child self mean mugging in an Easter bunny costume. Cute.

Kendall Jenner’s sun and moon are ruled by warrior planet Mars

Jenner, like most of her famous family, has prominent Scorpio placements. WireImage

Born November 3, 1995, Kendall Jenner is a Scorpio sun with an Aries moon. This sun/moon combo is a force to be reckoned with folks, as war mongering planet Mars governs both signs. This imbues Jenner with a commanding and at points downright domineering energy.

Anyone who would take to Twitter to declare “They act like I’m not in full control of where i throw this cooch” is certainly under the influence of the conspiring vibes of Aries and Scorpio. All or nothing is the preferred approach of both signs, suggesting Jenner does nothing lightly or half way, most especially where she throws that cooch.

Water signs unite

Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny are both water signs.

Bunny and Jenner are both water signs, Pisces being mutable and Scorpio, fixed. When elements align there is a natural ease and understanding between a couple and in the case of water signs, zero judgment about emotional sensitivity, psychic ability and the need to retreat and recalibrate after too much social interaction.

The quality of the waters Jenner and Bunny swim in are quite different, Scorpio rules the eighth house of sex, death and regeneration and their waters are akin to the River Styx while Pisces rules the twelfth house of illusion, escape and the unconscious mind, waters more in line with a suburban bathtub filled with wine coolers and the collected works of Ram Dass. Scorpio transforms through trauma, using pain as fuel and envy as ambition while Pisces projects sweetness, and seeks altered states, curious company and utopian dreamscapes.

Moon conjunct Venus

Love is in the air for Bad Bunny and Kylie Jenner. Getty Images for dcp

Jenner’s moon is conjunct Bad Bunny’s Venus in the flashy, action first fire sign of Aries signaling an instant attraction and long term viability. The moon represents our emotional nature and Venus our style of attraction and attachment. When the two entities are alive in the same sign the effect is heavy does of tenderness, joy, affection and reciprocity. The approach to conflict in a couple like this is refreshingly rooted in love and a deep desire to work through issues and evolve together.

Bunny and Jenner vibe and thrive together and in this mad cap world they are both bettered by the simple pleasure of one another’s company. Some real puppy, neigh, bunny love here, folks. In addition, all the warmth and fuzziness between these two is a radiant energy source that draws others to it. Not only are they cute together, they are downright contagious, a spring fever we would all do well to contract.

Venus trine Venus

Bunny and Kendall share Venus vibes. Universal Images Group via Getty

Jenner’s Venus in Sagittarius trines Bunny’s Venus in Aries, another aspect that bodes well for compatibility. As established, Venus is the planet of love, attachment and attraction and a trine represent a harmonious flow of energy between two planets and respective parties. When Venus trines Venus there’s an immediate attraction and a real appreciation of the other person’s aesthetic. A pair of hot brunettes with a shared passion for tiny sunglasses? Empires have been built on less, my friends.

Here’s hoping this spring fling plays the long game.

Astrology 101: Your guide to the star

Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. She is also an accomplished writer who has profiled a variety of artists and performers, as well as extensively chronicled her experiences while traveling. Among the many intriguing topics she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “girls guide” to strip clubs and the “weirdest” foods available abroad.

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